The Time Someone Submitted a Ticket Because Their Computer Mouse Was Stuck to the Desk with Super Glue

It was just another ordinary day at the helpdesk when a ticket popped up that made everyone pause for a moment. The subject line read: “Mouse Stuck to Desk – Please Help!” Naturally, curiosity piqued immediately as the helpdesk team prepared to dive into what they assumed was an elaborate technical issue—maybe a rare hardware fault or a bizarre accident involving spilled coffee.

The user’s description was short but detailed enough to raise eyebrows: “My computer mouse is literally glued to my desk. I can’t move it at all. I tried lifting it gently, but it won’t budge. Please advise.”

Naturally, the technician assigned to the ticket thought this might be some sort of joke or prank. Nevertheless, professionalism demanded a visit to the cubicle. When they arrived, sure enough, the mouse was firmly stuck to the desk. But not by an adhesive spill or some weird industrial accident—it had been meticulously glued down with super glue.

Questions immediately flooded their mind: was this a prank gone wrong? Some experimental office anti-theft method? Had the user wanted to keep their mouse in one place to boost productivity, or maybe it was a misunderstood art project?

The user sheepishly explained that they had been frustrated by the mouse moving too much every time they tried to focus. “So I thought, why not fix it in place? I saw the super glue in the supply drawer, and it seemed like a good idea,” they said, as if it were the most logical solution.

The technician had to suppress a laugh before proceeding. The fix? A carefully applied solvent to dissolve the glue without damaging the mouse or desk, followed by a very strict tutorial on proper mouse use and, more importantly, on not gluing office equipment to the desk.

The best part? The user followed up later thanking the helpdesk, mentioning the mouse was now free and working perfectly. They added, “Lesson learned: maybe next time, just ask before gluing things down.”

This ticket became a favorite story around the helpdesk for months—proof that sometimes, the strangest tech support requests come not from technology failing, but from creative user ingenuity gone slightly askew.

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